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Cute Best Man Wedding Quotes

It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
- Anonymous

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.
- Mae West

Some husbands are living proof that a woman can take a joke.
- Anonymous

Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good taste in men!
- Anonymous

(Groom), take (Bride)'s hand and place your hand over hers. Now, remember this moment and cherish it... because this will be the last time you ever have the upper hand.
- Anonymous

They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to run his, either.
- Anonymous

He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're the boss."
- Anonymous

A honeymoon should be like a table: four bare legs and no drawers.
- Anonymous

Always remember the three magic words: You're right dear.
- Anonymous

You don't marry someone you can live with, you marry the person who you cannot live without.
- Anonymous

To keep your marriage brimming,
With love in the wedding cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it;
Whenever you're right, shut up.
- Ogden Nash

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not.
- Albert Einstein

One should never know too precisely whom one has married
- Friedrich Nietzsche

The Wedding March always reminds me of the music played when soldiers go into battle.
- Heinrich Heine

A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. What do you mean? responded her mother. Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with another.
- Anonymous

Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
- Rita Rudner

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
- Nikki Giovanni

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
- Germaine Greer

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
- Phyllis Diller

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
- Benjamin Franklin

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
- Charlie Brown in Charles Schulz' Peanuts comic

Love is what makes two people sit in the middle of a bench when there is plenty of room at both ends.
- Anonymous

Funny Best Man Quotes

I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all.
- Lord Byron

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
- Rita Rudner

In order to be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
- Helen Rowland

There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.
- Anonymous

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor

He who marries for love without money has good nights and sorry days.
- Anonymous

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers.
- Grace Hansen

In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued.
- Helen Rowland

Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him.
- H. L. Mencken

Romantic Best Man Quotes for a Wedding

This day I will marry my friend, the one I laugh with, live for, dream with, love.
- Anonymous

You don't love someone for their looks, or their clothes, or for their fancy car, but because they sing a song only you can hear.
- Anonymous

Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I really need it.
- Swedish Proverb

I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
- Roy Croft

Two souls with but a single thought, Two hearts that beat as one.
- Friedrich Halm

May you never forget what is worth remembering or remember what is best forgotten.
- Anonymous

To the world you may be one person,
but to one person you may be the world.
- Bill Wilson

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
- Judy Garland

I love you not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you.
I love you not only for what you have made of yourself, but for what you are making of me.
I love you for that part of me you bring out.
- Roy Croft

You are my ground and you are my rainbow.
You are my butterfly and you are my ecstasy.
You are the start of my journeys and always my destination.
You are my home - the place to which I always return.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

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