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Welcome to our best man quotes and sayings for a wedding. Please enjoy these inspiring The Best Man Quotes.
It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.
- Mae West
Some husbands are living proof that a woman can take a joke.
Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good taste in men!
(Groom), take (Bride)'s hand and place your hand over hers. Now, remember this moment and cherish it... because this will be the last time you ever have the upper hand.
They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to run his, either.
He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're the boss."
A honeymoon should be like a table: four bare legs and no drawers.
Always remember the three magic words: You're right dear.
You don't marry someone you can live with, you marry the person who you cannot live without.
To keep your marriage brimming,
With love in the wedding cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it;
Whenever you're right, shut up.
- Ogden Nash
Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not.
- Albert Einstein
One should never know too precisely whom one has married
- Friedrich Nietzsche
The Wedding March always reminds me of the music played when soldiers go into battle.
- Heinrich Heine
A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. What do you mean? responded her mother. Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with another.
Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
- Rita Rudner
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
- Nikki Giovanni
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
- Germaine Greer
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
- Phyllis Diller
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
- Benjamin Franklin
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
- Charlie Brown in Charles Schulz' Peanuts comic
Love is what makes two people sit in the middle of a bench when there is plenty of room at both ends.
I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all.
- Lord Byron
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
- Rita Rudner
In order to be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
- Helen Rowland
There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
He who marries for love without money has good nights and sorry days.
A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers.
- Grace Hansen
In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued.
- Helen Rowland
Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him.
- H. L. Mencken
This day I will marry my friend, the one I laugh with, live for, dream with, love.
You don't love someone for their looks, or their clothes, or for their fancy car, but because they sing a song only you can hear.
Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I really need it.
- Swedish Proverb
I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
- Roy Croft
Two souls with but a single thought, Two hearts that beat as one.
- Friedrich Halm
May you never forget what is worth remembering or remember what is best forgotten.
To the world you may be one person,
but to one person you may be the world.
- Bill Wilson
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
- Judy Garland
I love you not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you.
I love you not only for what you have made of yourself, but for what you are making of me.
I love you for that part of me you bring out.
- Roy Croft
You are my ground and you are my rainbow.
You are my butterfly and you are my ecstasy.
You are the start of my journeys and always my destination.
You are my home - the place to which I always return.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
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