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The first sigh of love is the last breath of wisdom.
- Anonymous
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The man who can't dance thinks the band is no good.
- Polish Proverb
Envy breeds hate.
- Yiddish Proverb
Hell is living with someone who complains, whines, and argues.
- Anonymous
A bad peace is better than a good war.
- Yiddish Proverb
Where there's a will, there's a way.
- old English proverb 
No amount of self-improvement can make up
for a lack of self-acceptance.
- Anonymous
Live Well, Love Much, Laugh Often.
- Anonymous
Experience is a hard teacher.
She gives the test first
and the lessons afterwards.
- Anonymous
Adversity introduces a man to himself.
- Anonymous
Life's a game, all you have to do is know how to play it.
- Anonymous
Happiness is a state of mind.
- Anonymous
Death leaves a heartache no one can heal,
love leaves a memory no one can steal.
- From a headstone in Ireland
Life doesn't play favorites.
- Anonymous
Everything you say and do,
is a reflection of the inner you.
- Anonymous
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
- Proverb
A man too busy to take care of his health is like
a mechanic too busy to take care of his tools.
- Spanish Proverb
Sisters are different flowers from the same garden.
- Anonymous
The truly rich are those who enjoy what they have.
- Yiddish Proverb
The show must go on.
- Proverb
You can't change the past,
but you can ruin the present
by worrying about the future.
- Anonymous
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take,
but by the moments that take our breath away.
- Anonymous
He who marries for love without money
has good nights and sorry days.
- Anonymous
Computers happen.
- Anonymous
Everyone should have at least two friends -
one to talk to and one to talk about.
- Anonymous
Love is like a butterfly,
it settles upon you when you least expect it.
- Anonymous
Love is what makes two people
sit in the middle of a park bench
when there is plenty of room at both ends.
- Anonymous
They have come up with a perfect understanding.
He won't try to run her life,
and he won't try to run his, either.
- Anonymous
My wife ran off with my best friend, and I sure do miss him.
- Anonymous
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves
for they shall never cease to be amused.
- Anonymous
You cannot soar with eagles when you are running with ducks.
- Anonymous
No man is truly married until he understands
every word his wife is NOT saying.
- Anonymous
Don't quit.
- Anonymous
Forget love... I'd rather fall in chocolate.
- Anonymous
Happiness is often the result of being too busy to be miserable.
- Anonymous
Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl
could want in her life, except for good taste in men.
- Anonymous
We were given:
Two hands to hold.
Two legs to walk.
Two eyes to see.
Two ears to listen.
But why only one heart?
Because the other was given to someone else.
For us to find.
- Anonymous
The road to success is always under construction.
- Anonymous
TEAMWORK...means never having to take all the blame yourself.
- Anonymous
Give a man one rabbit, and he will eat for a day;
give a man two rabbits, and he will
feed his family and his neighbors
and return you 64,768 rabbits in change.
- Anonymous
You don't marry someone you can live with,
you marry the person who you cannot live without.
- Anonymous
Don't let your fears stand in the way of your dreams.
- Anonymous
Those who have free seats at a play hiss first.
- Chinese Proverb
If at first you don't succeed, try try again.
- Proverb
Families are like fudge... mostly sweet with a few nuts.
- Anonymous
Don't fall for looks, they can deceive.
Don't fall for wealth, in the end it fades away.
Find someone who makes you smile
because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright.
- Anonymous
The four most important words in any marriage...
"I'll do the dishes."
- Anonymous
A meowing cat can't catch mice.
- Yiddish Proverb
Love is loving what your lover loves.
- Anonymous
If you fail to plan, you plan to fail.
- Anonymous
Life is uncertain; always eat dessert first.
- Anonymous
(Groom), take (Bride)'s hand and place your hand over hers.
Now, remember this moment and cherish it...
because this will be the last time you ever have the upper hand.
- Anonymous
Some people dream of success
while others wake up and work hard at it.
- Anonymous
You don't love someone for their looks,
or their clothes, or for their fancy car,
but because they sing a song only you can hear.
- Anonymous
You can always do one thing less than you think you can.
- Anonymous
Be not afraid of growing slowly,
be afraid only of standing still.
- Chinese Proverb
In order to succeed, you must first be willing to fail.
- Anonymous
Confucius might have said:
Once frightened, twice smelly in armpit.
- Anonymous humor
I want to thank my parents for everything I am today -
fat, miserable, and paranoid.
- Anonymous
Only a fool tests the depth of the water with both feet.
- African Proverb
Behind an able man there are always other able men.
- Chinese proverb
There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman -
before marriage and after marriage.
- Anonymous
I have often wanted to drown my troubles,
but I can't get my wife to go swimming.
- Anonymous
Failing to plan is planning to fail.
- Anonymous
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
- Anonymous
Love begins with a smile,
grows with a kiss,
and ends with a teardrop.
- Anonymous
Always remember the three magic words: You're right dear.
- Anonymous
A honeymoon should be like a table:
four bare legs and no drawers.
- Anonymous
The person who says it cannot be done
should not interrupt the person who is doing it.
- Chinese proverb
The most difficult phase of life
is not when no one understands you,
it is when you don't understand yourself.
- Anonymous
Hang tough... big girl panties today.
- Anonymous humor
Do not use a hatchet to remove
a fly from your friend's forehead.
- Chinese Proverb
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