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Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer
but wish we didn't.
- Erica Jong

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Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
- John Lennon PHOTO

Stay Happy, never let anyone get your goat.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO

Life is like a ten speed bicycle.
Most of us have gears we never use.
- Charles M. Schulz PHOTO

 

Never interrupt someone doing what you said couldn't be done.
- Amelia Earhart PHOTO

Anger spells dANGER.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO

Love is an irresistible desire
to be irresistibly desired.
- Robert Frost PHOTO

I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
- Phyllis Diller PHOTO

If you do what you've always done,
you'll get what you always got.
- Mark Twain PHOTO

What exactly is the function of a rubber duck?
- the movie Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002) PHOTO

"It's not that important,
don't worry about it" is the answer,
now what was the question?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO

The first sigh of love is the last breath of wisdom.
- Anonymous

The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all
is the person who argues with him.
- Stanislaw Jerszy Lec

If (s)he's an apple and you're an orange,
celebrate your differences -
make a great fruit salad.
Love isn't about being the same -
it's about being sweet with each other.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Live life on the edge, not with an edge.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble.
It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.
- Mark Twain (attributed)

It's not the size of the dog in the fight,
it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain

The trick is growing up without growing old.
- Casey Stengel

Life is all a game anyway, so just change the rules.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Don't project your past onto my future.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A ruffled mind makes a restless pillow.
- Charlotte Bronte

Getting old is a fascination thing.
The older you get, the older you want to get.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life is too important to be taken seriously.
- Oscar Wilde

Between believing a thing and thinking you KNOW
is only a small step and quickly taken.
- Mark Twain

Speak when you are angry -
and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret.
- Laurence J. Peter

Of course I am afraid. What sane man is not?
- Luciano Pavarotti

Genuine heroes - no batteries needed -
bring lots of open-mind and at least a little courage.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Two things a man should never be angry at:
what he can help,
and what he cannot help.
- Thomas Fuller

Go forth, and play joyfully in the garden of life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

You have enemies? Good.
That means you've stood up for something,
sometime in your life.
- Winston Churchill

The only way to get the best of an argument is to avoid it.
- Dale Carnegie

It's all a game anyway, so just change the rules.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Most truths are so naked
that people feel sorry for them
and cover them up,
at least a little bit.
- Edward R. Murrow

A true friend is someone who
thinks that you are a good egg
even though he knows that
you are slightly cracked.
- Bernard Meltzer

Best Friends: we're a parade - even by ourselves!
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain,
and most fools do.
- Benjamin Franklin

His answer trickled through my head like water through a sieve.
- Lewis Carroll

I wish you a magical white rabbit kind of day.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The difference between stupidity and genius
is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein

Only a fool tests the depth of the water with both feet.
- African Proverb

Do something wonderful, people may imitate it.
- Albert Schweitzer

If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
- Yogi Berra

All people know the same truth.
Our lives consist of how we chose to distort it.
- the Woody Allen movie Deconstructing Harry

INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.
- Anonymous

I am not young enough to know everything.
- Oscar Wilde

Mind Chatter...
"I'm too fat; I'm too thin; and my hair is a fright;
And I'm never enough; and my world is not right;
I'm not smart; I'm not cute; I'm not strong; I'm a bust
I earn scorn; I earn hate; I'm no good; I disgust."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Let your sympathies and your compassion
be always with the under dog in the fight -
this is magnanimity;
but bet on the other one - this is business.
- Mark Twain

In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
- Charles M. Schulz in his Peanuts cartoon

Trust your own instinct.
Your mistakes might as well be your own,
instead of someone else's.
- Billy Wilder

If the facts don't fit the theory,
change the facts.
- Albert Einstein

Everyone who got where he is,
had to begin where he was.
- Richard L. Evans

How many legs does a dog have
if you call the tail a leg? Four.
Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.
- Abraham Lincoln

Life is far too important a thing
ever to talk seriously about.
- Oscar Wilde

In soloing - as in other activities -
it is far easier to start something
than it is to finish it.
- Amelia Earhart

The time to relax is when you don't have time for it.
- Sydney Harris

If someone had told me I would be Pope one day,
I would have studied harder.
- Pope John Paul I

Thaw with her gentle persuasion is more powerful
than Thor with his hammer.
The one melts, the other breaks into pieces.
- Henry David Thoreau

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves
for they shall never cease to be amused.
- Anonymous

Silence is not always a Sign of Wisdom,
but Babbling is ever a folly.
- Benjamin Franklin

Love is metaphysical gravity.
- R. Buckminster Fuller

I am a great believer in luck
and I find that the harder
I work the more I have of it.
- Thomas Jefferson

Common looking people are the best in the world:
that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them.
- Abraham Lincoln

Absence does not make the heart grow fonder,
but it sure heats up the blood.
- Elizabeth Ashley

Tradition is the illusion of permanence.
- the Woody Allen movie Deconstructing Harry

She generally gave herself very good advice,
(though she very seldom followed it).
- Lewis Carroll

Love is what makes two people
sit in the middle of a park bench
when there is plenty of room at both ends.
- Anonymous

When life is like a slippery downhill slope,
go skiing and scream Whee... all the way down.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If you refuse to accept anything but the best,
you very often get it.
- Somerset Maugham

No problem is so formidable that
you can't walk away from it.
- Charles M. Schulz' cartoon Peanuts

Praying is important when you wake up
at two o'clock in the morning
feeling sick from eating something dumb the day before.
- Charlie Brown in Charles M. Schulz' cartoon Peanuts

Books serve to show a man
that those original thoughts of his
aren't very new at all.
- Abraham Lincoln

People say conversation is a lost art;
how often I have wished it were.
- Edward R. Murrow

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