The Best Funny Quotes

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The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him.
- Stanislaw Jerszy Lec

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
- Garrison Keillor

Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open.
- James Dewar

The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on. It is never of any use to oneself.
- Oscar Wilde

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.
- Oscar Wilde

Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
- Mark Twain

Get the facts first. You can distort them later.
- Mark Twain

Whenever you find you are on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
- Mark Twain

Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
- Mark Twain

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
- Mark Twain

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