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Everyone should have at least two friends -
by Anonymous

Everyone should have at least two friends -
one to talk to and one to talk about.
- Anonymous

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Quotes by Anonymous

The first sigh of love is the last breath of wisdom.
- Anonymous

Envy breeds hate.
- Yiddish Proverb

No amount of self-improvement can make up
for a lack of self-acceptance.
- Anonymous

The man who can't dance thinks the band is no good.
- Polish Proverb

The show must go on.
- Proverb

The truly rich are those who enjoy what they have.
- Yiddish Proverb

Life doesn't play favorites.
- Anonymous

Sisters are different flowers from the same garden.
- Anonymous

A bad peace is better than a good war.
- Yiddish Proverb

A man too busy to take care of his health is like
a mechanic too busy to take care of his tools.
- Spanish Proverb

Life's a game, all you have to do is know how to play it.
- Anonymous

Live Well, Love Much, Laugh Often.
- Anonymous

Death leaves a heartache no one can heal,
love leaves a memory no one can steal.
- From a headstone in Ireland

You can't change the past,
but you can ruin the present
by worrying about the future.
- Anonymous

Experience is a hard teacher.
She gives the test first
and the lessons afterwards.
- Anonymous

Where there's a will, there's a way.
- old English proverb

Happiness is a state of mind.
- Anonymous

Hell is living with someone who complains, whines, and argues.
- Anonymous

Everything you say and do,
is a reflection of the inner you.
- Anonymous

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
- Proverb

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take,
but by the moments that take our breath away.
- Anonymous

Adversity introduces a man to himself.
- Anonymous

Forget love... I'd rather fall in chocolate.
- Anonymous

Be not afraid of growing slowly,
be afraid only of standing still.
- Chinese Proverb

Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl
could want in her life, except for good taste in men.
- Anonymous

Talk doesn't cook rice.
- Chinese Proverb

Happiness is often the result of being too busy to be miserable.
- Anonymous

If at first you don't succeed, try try again.
- Proverb

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
- Anonymous

Love is loving what your lover loves.
- Anonymous

When everything comes your way
you're in the wrong lane.
- Anonymous

A honeymoon should be like a table:
four bare legs and no drawers.
- Anonymous

I have often wanted to drown my troubles,
but I can't get my wife to go swimming.
- Anonymous

Half the people you know are below average.
- Anonymous

The road to success is always under construction.
- Anonymous

He who marries for love without money
has good nights and sorry days.
- Anonymous

A meowing cat can't catch mice.
- Yiddish Proverb

Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.
- Anonymous

If I hadn't met you, I wouldn't like you.
If I didn't like you, I wouldn't love you.
If I didn't love you, I wouldn't miss you.
But I did, I do, and I will.
- Anonymous

Don't let your fears stand in the way of your dreams.
- Anonymous

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves
for they shall never cease to be amused.
- Anonymous

Hang tough... big girl panties today.
- Anonymous humor

You are only young once,
but you can stay immature indefinitely.
- Anonymous

I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
- Anonymous

God doesn't make junk.
- Anonymous

Only a fool tests the depth of the water with both feet.
- African Proverb

Give a man one rabbit, and he will eat for a day;
give a man two rabbits, and he will
feed his family and his neighbors
and return you 64,768 rabbits in change.
- Anonymous

You can always do one thing less than you think you can.
- Anonymous

Love is what makes two people
sit in the middle of a park bench
when there is plenty of room at both ends.
- Anonymous

Love begins with a smile,
grows with a kiss,
and ends with a teardrop.
- Anonymous

Chanting OM is sort of like MOOing backward.
- Anonymous

A New Year's resolution is something that
goes in one Year and out the other.
- Anonymous

The most difficult phase of life
is not when no one understands you,
it is when you don't understand yourself.
- Anonymous

Confucius might have said:
Once frightened, twice smelly in armpit.
- Anonymous humor

Families are like fudge... mostly sweet with a few nuts.
- Anonymous

If everything seems to be going well,
you have obviously overlooked something.
- Anonymous

You don't love someone for their looks,
or their clothes, or for their fancy car,
but because they sing a song only you can hear.
- Anonymous

It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks.
She's not marrying the best man.
- Anonymous

You cannot soar with eagles when you are running with ducks.
- Anonymous

Here are the opinions on which my facts are based.
- Anonymous

Computers happen.
- Anonymous

Don't fall for looks, they can deceive.
Don't fall for wealth, in the end it fades away.
Find someone who makes you smile
because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright.
- Anonymous

There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman -
before marriage and after marriage.
- Anonymous

If you fail to plan, you plan to fail.
- Anonymous

(Groom), take (Bride)'s hand and place your hand over hers.
Now, remember this moment and cherish it...
because this will be the last time you ever have the upper hand.
- Anonymous

Those who have free seats at a play hiss first.
- Chinese Proverb

Winners must have two things:
definite goals and a burning desire to achieve them.
- Anonymous

Love makes the world go 'round
- an old anonymous proverb,
made popular by the 1958 and 1961 songs

You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs.
- Anonymous

You don't marry someone you can live with,
you marry the person who you cannot live without.
- Anonymous

Life is uncertain; always eat dessert first.
- Anonymous

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