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Families are like fudge... mostly sweet with a few nuts. ...
by Anonymous
Families are like fudge... mostly sweet with a few nuts.
- Anonymous
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Quotes by Anonymous
The first sigh of love is the last breath of wisdom.
- Anonymous 
Experience is a hard teacher.
She gives the test first
and the lessons afterwards.
- Anonymous
The truly rich are those who enjoy what they have.
- Yiddish Proverb
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take,
but by the moments that take our breath away.
- Anonymous
The show must go on.
- Proverb
Sisters are different flowers from the same garden.
- Anonymous
Where there's a will, there's a way.
- old English proverb
Adversity introduces a man to himself.
- Anonymous
Happiness is a state of mind.
- Anonymous
You can't change the past,
but you can ruin the present
by worrying about the future.
- Anonymous
Everything you say and do,
is a reflection of the inner you.
- Anonymous
A bad peace is better than a good war.
- Yiddish Proverb
Life's a game, all you have to do is know how to play it.
- Anonymous
No amount of self-improvement can make up
for a lack of self-acceptance.
- Anonymous
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
- Proverb
Hell is living with someone who complains, whines, and argues.
- Anonymous
Death leaves a heartache no one can heal,
love leaves a memory no one can steal.
- From a headstone in Ireland
Live Well, Love Much, Laugh Often.
- Anonymous
Envy breeds hate.
- Yiddish Proverb
Life doesn't play favorites.
- Anonymous
The man who can't dance thinks the band is no good.
- Polish Proverb
A man too busy to take care of his health is like
a mechanic too busy to take care of his tools.
- Spanish Proverb
The most difficult phase of life
is not when no one understands you,
it is when you don't understand yourself.
- Anonymous
Don't fall for looks, they can deceive.
Don't fall for wealth, in the end it fades away.
Find someone who makes you smile
because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright.
- Anonymous
Whatever it takes.
- Anonymous
Do not use a hatchet to remove
a fly from your friend's forehead.
- Chinese Proverb
A honeymoon should be like a table:
four bare legs and no drawers.
- Anonymous
They have come up with a perfect understanding.
He won't try to run her life,
and he won't try to run his, either.
- Anonymous
We were given:
Two hands to hold.
Two legs to walk.
Two eyes to see.
Two ears to listen.
But why only one heart?
Because the other was given to someone else.
For us to find.
- Anonymous
The person who says it cannot be done
should not interrupt the person who is doing it.
- Chinese proverb
Guys are like stars, there are millions of them,
but only one to make your dreams come true.
- Anonymous
Forget love... I'd rather fall in chocolate.
- Anonymous
I have often wanted to drown my troubles,
but I can't get my wife to go swimming.
- Anonymous
Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl
could want in her life, except for good taste in men.
- Anonymous
When life gets you down -
just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
- Anonymous humor
(Groom), take (Bride)'s hand and place your hand over hers.
Now, remember this moment and cherish it...
because this will be the last time you ever have the upper hand.
- Anonymous
You cannot soar with eagles when you are running with ducks.
- Anonymous
No man is truly married until he understands
every word his wife is NOT saying.
- Anonymous
Always remember the three magic words: You're right dear.
- Anonymous
Love begins with a smile,
grows with a kiss,
and ends with a teardrop.
- Anonymous
Here are the opinions on which my facts are based.
- Anonymous
I want to thank my parents for everything I am today -
fat, miserable, and paranoid.
- Anonymous
Love is like a butterfly,
it settles upon you when you least expect it.
- Anonymous
The early bird gets the worm,
but the second mouse gets the cheese.
- Anonymous
Half the people you know are below average.
- Anonymous
Love is what makes two people
sit in the middle of a park bench
when there is plenty of room at both ends.
- Anonymous
INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.
- Anonymous
God doesn't make junk.
- Anonymous
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
- Anonymous
You don't love someone for their looks,
or their clothes, or for their fancy car,
but because they sing a song only you can hear.
- Anonymous
Only a fool tests the depth of the water with both feet.
- African Proverb
Worry often gives a small thing a big shadow.
- Swedish Proverb
If at first you don't succeed, try try again.
- Proverb
There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman -
before marriage and after marriage.
- Anonymous
Happiness is often the result of being too busy to be miserable.
- Anonymous
Everyone should have at least two friends -
one to talk to and one to talk about.
- Anonymous
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves
for they shall never cease to be amused.
- Anonymous
Love is loving what your lover loves.
- Anonymous
Give a man one rabbit, and he will eat for a day;
give a man two rabbits, and he will
feed his family and his neighbors
and return you 64,768 rabbits in change.
- Anonymous
The road to success is always under construction.
- Anonymous
Don't quit.
- Anonymous
A bend in the road is not the end of the road
unless you fail to make the turn.
- Anonymous
Talk doesn't cook rice.
- Chinese Proverb
Some people dream of success
while others wake up and work hard at it.
- Anonymous
Confucius might have said:
Once frightened, twice smelly in armpit.
- Anonymous humor
In order to succeed, you must first be willing to fail.
- Anonymous
Chanting OM is sort of like MOOing backward.
- Anonymous
Love makes the world go 'round
- an old anonymous proverb,
made popular by the 1958 and 1961 songs
A New Year's resolution is something that
goes in one Year and out the other.
- Anonymous
You are only young once,
but you can stay immature indefinitely.
- Anonymous
TEAMWORK...means never having to take all the blame yourself.
- Anonymous
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