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God doesn't make junk. ...
by Anonymous
God doesn't make junk.
- Anonymous
Quotes by Anonymous
The first sigh of love is the last breath of wisdom.
- Anonymous 
Hell is living with someone who complains, whines, and argues.
- Anonymous
Everything you say and do,
is a reflection of the inner you.
- Anonymous
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take,
but by the moments that take our breath away.
- Anonymous
Where there's a will, there's a way.
- old English proverb
Life doesn't play favorites.
- Anonymous
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
- Proverb
A man too busy to take care of his health is like
a mechanic too busy to take care of his tools.
- Spanish Proverb
The man who can't dance thinks the band is no good.
- Polish Proverb
You can't change the past,
but you can ruin the present
by worrying about the future.
- Anonymous
Sisters are different flowers from the same garden.
- Anonymous
No amount of self-improvement can make up
for a lack of self-acceptance.
- Anonymous
Happiness is a state of mind.
- Anonymous
Live Well, Love Much, Laugh Often.
- Anonymous
Life's a game, all you have to do is know how to play it.
- Anonymous
Envy breeds hate.
- Yiddish Proverb
Experience is a hard teacher.
She gives the test first
and the lessons afterwards.
- Anonymous
The truly rich are those who enjoy what they have.
- Yiddish Proverb
A bad peace is better than a good war.
- Yiddish Proverb
Adversity introduces a man to himself.
- Anonymous
Death leaves a heartache no one can heal,
love leaves a memory no one can steal.
- From a headstone in Ireland
Do not use a hatchet to remove
a fly from your friend's forehead.
- Chinese Proverb
Give a man one rabbit, and he will eat for a day;
give a man two rabbits, and he will
feed his family and his neighbors
and return you 64,768 rabbits in change.
- Anonymous
If at first you don't succeed,
skydiving is not for you.
- Anonymous
You cannot soar with eagles when you are running with ducks.
- Anonymous
Chanting OM is sort of like MOOing backward.
- Anonymous
Don't quit.
- Anonymous
You are only young once,
but you can stay immature indefinitely.
- Anonymous
When everything comes your way
you're in the wrong lane.
- Anonymous
Those who have free seats at a play hiss first.
- Chinese Proverb
He early on let her know who is the boss.
He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're the boss."
- Anonymous humor
I have often wanted to drown my troubles,
but I can't get my wife to go swimming.
- Anonymous
Hard work pays off.
- Anonymous
If I hadn't met you, I wouldn't like you.
If I didn't like you, I wouldn't love you.
If I didn't love you, I wouldn't miss you.
But I did, I do, and I will.
- Anonymous
You can always do one thing less than you think you can.
- Anonymous
You don't love someone for their looks,
or their clothes, or for their fancy car,
but because they sing a song only you can hear.
- Anonymous
When life gets you down -
just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
- Anonymous humor
He who marries for love without money
has good nights and sorry days.
- Anonymous
You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs.
- Anonymous
The road to success is always under construction.
- Anonymous
Only a fool tests the depth of the water with both feet.
- African Proverb
Winners must have two things:
definite goals and a burning desire to achieve them.
- Anonymous
Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.
- Anonymous
Love is like a butterfly,
it settles upon you when you least expect it.
- Anonymous
Hang tough... big girl panties today.
- Anonymous humor
Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl
could want in her life, except for good taste in men.
- Anonymous
Life is uncertain; always eat dessert first.
- Anonymous
Some people dream of success
while others wake up and work hard at it.
- Anonymous
Today is the first day of the rest of your life.
- Anonymous
TEAMWORK...means never having to take all the blame yourself.
- Anonymous
A meowing cat can't catch mice.
- Yiddish Proverb
Be not afraid of growing slowly,
be afraid only of standing still.
- Chinese Proverb
A honeymoon should be like a table:
four bare legs and no drawers.
- Anonymous
You don't marry someone you can live with,
you marry the person who you cannot live without.
- Anonymous
Worry often gives a small thing a big shadow.
- Swedish Proverb
Failing to plan is planning to fail.
- Anonymous
The person who says it cannot be done
should not interrupt the person who is doing it.
- Chinese proverb
We were given:
Two hands to hold.
Two legs to walk.
Two eyes to see.
Two ears to listen.
But why only one heart?
Because the other was given to someone else.
For us to find.
- Anonymous
Confucius might have said:
Once frightened, twice smelly in armpit.
- Anonymous humor
Love is what makes two people
sit in the middle of a park bench
when there is plenty of room at both ends.
- Anonymous
It's so easy to fall in love
but hard to find someone who will catch you.
- Anonymous
There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman -
before marriage and after marriage.
- Anonymous
The four most important words in any marriage...
"I'll do the dishes."
- Anonymous
INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.
- Anonymous
A bend in the road is not the end of the road
unless you fail to make the turn.
- Anonymous
A New Year's resolution is something that
goes in one Year and out the other.
- Anonymous
If at first you don't succeed, try try again.
- Proverb
No man is truly married until he understands
every word his wife is NOT saying.
- Anonymous
The early bird gets the worm,
but the second mouse gets the cheese.
- Anonymous
I want to thank my parents for everything I am today -
fat, miserable, and paranoid.
- Anonymous
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