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Oh no, I can't do anything to the death.
by Love and Death
Oh no, I can't do anything to the death.
Doctor's orders. You see, I have this ulcer condition,
and death is the worst thing for it.
- the movie Love and Death
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Oh, if only God would give me some sign.
If He would just speak to me once. Anything.
One sentence. Two words. If He would just cough.
- the movie Love and Death
The key is, to not think of death as an end,
but as more of a very effective way to cut down on your expenses.
- the movie Love and Death
And you, Sonja, you look more beautiful
standing here than you do in person.
- the movie Love and Death (1975)
I got a perfect build for clothes.
I'm a twenty-eight dwarf.
- the movie Love and Death
I have no fear of the gallows ... They're going to shoot me.
- the movie Love and Death
If it turns out that there IS a God,
I don't think that he's evil.
I think that the worst you can say about him
is that basically he's an underachiever.
- the movie Love and Death
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love.
But then one suffers from not loving.
Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer;
to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love.
To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy.
Therefore, to be unhappy, one must love
or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness.
I hope you're getting this down.
- the movie Love and Death
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NO ONE is really different;
each of us is actually a member of the human race.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
The most pathetic person in the world
is someone who has sight, but has no vision.
- Helen Keller
The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision.
- Helen Keller
People will do anything, no matter how absurd,
to avoid facing their own souls.
- Carl Jung
I was born on the prairies where the wind blew free
and there was nothing to break the light of the sun.
I was born where there were no enclosures.
- Geronimo
Where there is shouting, there is no true knowledge.
- Leonardo da Vinci
A good traveler has no fixed plans,
and is not intent on arriving.
- Lao Tzu
If I had no sense of humor,
I would long ago have committed suicide.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi
Everyone is a prisoner of his own experiences.
No one can eliminate prejudices -
just recognize them.
- Edward R. Murrow
There is no coming to consciousness without pain.
- Carl Jung
No culture can live if it attempts to be exclusive.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi
No person was ever honored for what he received.
Honor has been the reward for what he gave.
- Calvin Coolidge
No passion so effectually robs the mind of all its powers
of acting and reasoning as fear.
- Edmund Burke
Good for who? Good for what?
There is no absolute "good."
"Good" is simply one person's preference.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
A man must be both stupid and uncharitable
who believes there is no virtue or truth but on his own side.
- Joseph Addison
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
- Proverb
Time, like life itself, has no inherent meaning.
We give our own meaning to time as to life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Where there is no emotion,
there is no motive for violence.
- the character Spock in the Star Trek television series
No matter how dull, or how mean, or how wise a man is,
he feels that happiness is his indisputable right.
- Helen Keller
Where there is no accusation of "fault,"
there can be no anger.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
The man who can't dance thinks the band is no good.
- Polish Proverb
There is no neutrality.
There is only greater or lesser
awareness of one's bias.
- Phyllis Rose
Genuine heroes - no batteries needed -
bring lots of open-mind and at least a little courage.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
No one is in control of your happiness but you;
therefore, you have the power to change anything
about yourself or your life that you want to change.
- Barbara De Angelis
Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.
- Oprah Winfrey
No amount of self-improvement can make up
for a lack of self-acceptance.
- Anonymous
Everyone thinks of changing the world,
but no one thinks of changing himself.
- Leo Tolstoy
We have no enemies,
we have only friendships that we haven't yet developed
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
No man is a failure who enjoys life.
- William Feather
The shoe that fits one person pinches another;
there is no recipe for living that suits all cases.
- Carl Jung
Make your "yes" mean yes,
and your "no" mean no.
- John Wooden
We live in a wonderful world that is
full of beauty, charm and adventure.
There is no end to the adventures that we can have
if only we seek them with our eyes open.
- Jawaharlal Nehru
No persons are more frequently wrong,
than those who will not admit they are wrong.
- Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Every form of addiction is bad,
no matter whether the narcotic
be alcohol or morphine or idealism.
- Carl Jung
There are no facts, only interpretations.
- Friedrich Nietzsche
The problems of victory are more agreeable
than those of defeat,
but they are no less difficult.
- Winston Churchill
No one is free who is not master of himself.
- Epictetus
No written law has ever been more binding
than unwritten custom supported by popular opinion.
- Carrie Chapman Catt
One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men.
No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.
- Elbert Hubbard
Our problems are man-made, therefore they may be solved by man.
And man can be as big as he wants.
No problem of human destiny is beyond human beings.
- John F. Kennedy
No matter what happens, someone will find a way
to take it too seriously.
- Dave Barry
Death leaves a heartache no one can heal,
love leaves a memory no one can steal.
- From a headstone in Ireland
Guilt says I've done something wrong;
... shame says there is something wrong with me.
Guilt says I've made a mistake;
... shame says I am a mistake.
Guilt says what did was not good;
... shame says I am no good.
- John Bradshaw
Every one desires to live long,
but no one would be old.
- Abraham Lincoln
The most difficult phase of life
is not when no one understands you,
it is when you don't understand yourself.
- Anonymous
One cannot have everything the way he would like it.
A man has no business to be depressed by a disappointment,
anyway; he ought to make up his mind to get even.
- Mark Twain
It is no use saying, "We are doing our best."
You have got to succeed in doing what is necessary.
- Winston Churchill
I am no longer young enough to know everything.
- Oscar Wilde
I once had a rose named after me
and I was very flattered.
But I was not pleased to read
the description in the catalogue:
no good in a bed, but fine up against a wall.
- Eleanor Roosevelt
Marriage has no guarantees.
If that's what you're looking for,
go live with a car battery.
- Erma Bombeck
And you just gotta remember, Sparky -
no matter what they tell you - you can NEVER have too much sugar.
- the movie Michael (1996)
No man who is occupied in doing a very difficult thing,
and doing it very well, ever loses his self-respect.
- George Bernard Shaw
There is joy in work.
There is no happiness except in the realization
that we have accomplished something.
- Henry Ford
No one can have a higher opinion of you than I have,
and I think you're a slimy, contemptible sewer rat!
- the movie The Great Mouse Detective
There is no security on this Earth,
there is only opportunity.
- Douglas MacArthur
No great man ever complains of want of opportunity.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
No occupation is so delightful to me as the culture of the earth,
and no culture comparable to that of the garden.
- Thomas Jefferson
Now there is one outstanding important fact regarding spaceship earth,
and that is that no instruction book came with it.
- R. Buckminster Fuller
Security is mostly a superstition.
It does not exist in nature,
nor do the children of men as a whole experience it.
Avoiding danger is no safer
in the long run than outright exposure.
Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing.
- Helen Keller
Whatever your life's work is, do it well.
A man should do his job so well that the living,
the dead, and the unborn could do it no better.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
When all think alike, no one is thinking very much.
- Walter Lippmann
On the ordinary view of each species
having been independently created,
we gain no scientific explanation.
- Charles Darwin
No wind favors he who has no destined port.
- Montaigne
Action may not always bring happiness;
but there is no happiness without action.
- Benjamin Disraeli
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