Search the Quotes Database: Enter one or two keywords and/or an author last name.

Hint: keep it simple, like life twain




Facebook share   Tweet This   Email this

Best Quotes Ever
Best Quotes of All Time  |  Best Friend Quotes  |  Search  |  About

Best Average Quotes
Best Quotes about Average

Please enjoy these "best" Average quotes and sayings.

Great minds discuss ideas;
average minds discuss events;
small minds discuss people.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

Related topics: Life Human-Nature Psychology Cynical Gossip

The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at
seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.
- Jean Kerr

It is even harder for the average ape to believe that
he has descended from man.
- H. L. Mencken

Half the people you know are below average.
- Anonymous


 

Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband
a month before she marries him
and what she thinks of him a year afterward,
and you will have the truth about him.
- H. L. Mencken

What a distressing contrast there is between the radiant
intelligence of the child and the feeble mentality of the average adult.
- Sigmund Freud

Through pride we are ever deceiving ourselves.
But deep down below the surface of the average conscience
a still, small voice says to us, something is out of tune.
- Carl Jung

Please sign-up for my Free Daily Inspirational Quotes and Insights Email on the form below.

Thank you for joining me on this journey we call life,
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Sign-up for your free subscription to my Daily Inspiration - Daily Quote email.

Your E-Mail Address:
Your Name:

To confirm your subscription, you must click on a link in the email being sent to you.

Each email contains an unsubscribe link. We will NEVER sell, rent, loan, or abuse your email address in ANY way.

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American
recently passed each other in opposite directions.
- George Carlin

I am regularly asked what the average Internet user
can do to ensure his security.
My first answer is usually 'Nothing;
you're screwed'.
- Bruce Scheneier

A fairly bright boy is far more intelligent and far
better company than the average adult.
- John B. S. Haldane

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
- Andy Rooney

The average American is nothing if not patriotic.
- Herbert Croly

America believes in education: the average professor
earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
- Evan Esar

Under the Environmental Protection Agency's Energy Star Program,
homes are independently verified to be measurably more
energy efficient than average houses.
- Melissa Bean

Think of how stupid the average person is,
and realize half of them are stupider than that.
- George Carlin

We are just an advanced breed of monkeys
on a minor planet of a very average star.
But we can understand the Universe.
That makes us something very special.
- Stephen Hawking

The best argument against democracy is
a five-minute conversation with the average voter.
- Winston Churchill

It takes a real storm in the average person's life
to make him realize how much worrying he has done over the squalls.
- Bruce Barton

The average husband enjoys the total effect of his
home but is usually unable to contribute any of the
details of work and organisation that make it enjoyable.
- Havelock Ellis

In how many lives does love really play a dominant
part? The average taxpayer is no more capable of a
'grand passion' than of a grand opera.
- Israel Zangwill

Many highly intelligent people are poor thinkers.
Many people of average intelligence are skilled thinkers.
The power of a car is separate from the way the car is driven.
- Edward de Bono

Tall, sandy blonde, with sort of blue eyes,
skinny in places, fat in others.
An average gal.
- Uma Thurman

I learned that kids in show business are so different from regular,
average students.
They would gather behind you and help you to succeed in any way possible.
- Wally George

And it's difficult for the average American to understand
why something like that could be so important and why
a little small place like Taiwan would be so important to the PRC.
- Fred Thompson

Chief executives, who themselves own few shares of their companies,
have no more feeling for the average stockholder than
they do for baboons in Africa.
- T. Boone Pickens

In some ways, people forget about average working people,
and how they live their lives.
- Lee Scott

The average person's ear weighs what you are,
not what you were.
- Francis Quarles

The average man, if he meddles with criticism at all,
is a conservative critic.
- A. E. Housman

How do you win? By getting average players to play
good and good players to play great.
That's how you win.
- Bum Phillips

My state has the highest child poverty rate in all of New England,
above the national average.
- Patrick J. Kennedy

The sanity of the average banquet speaker lasts about two and a half months;
at the end of that time he begins to mutter to himself,
and calls out in his sleep.
- James Thurber

Even crushed against his brother in the Tube the average
Englishman pretends desperately that he is alone.
- Germaine Greer

On the average, five times as many people read the
headline as read the body copy.
When you have written your headline,
you have spent eighty cents out of your dollar.
- David Ogilvy

Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong,
all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average.
- Garrison Keillor

Public opinion, a vulgar, impertinent,
anonymous tyrant who deliberately makes life unpleasant
for anyone who is not content to the average person.
- William Ralph Inge

When you're average, you're just as close to the bottom as you are the top.
- Alfred North Whitehead

I performed adequately at school, but in comparison to my older brother,
who set the record for the highest cumulative average for our high school,
my performance was decidedly mediocre.
- Steven Chu

I abhor averages.
I like the individual case.
A man may have six meals one day and none the next,
making an average of three meals per day,
but that is not a good way to live.
- Louis D. Brandeis

Actually, I think the average voice is like 70 percent
tone and 30 percent noise.
My voice is 95 percent noise.
- Harvey Fierstein

Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man.
- Mignon McLaughlin

No matter how long he lives, no man ever becomes as
wise as the average woman of forty-eight.
- H. L. Mencken

The average estimate themselves by what they do,
the above average by what they are.
- Charles Edwards

Over the past few years special interests have had
a larger and larger say over who gets what in America,
and the voices of average citizens are being shut out.
- Marty Meehan

Four years of football are calculated to breed in the
average man more of the ingredients of success in life
than almost any academic course he takes.
- Knute Rockne

The average music-lover hears only the production under prevailing conditions.
- John Philip Sousa

A novel must be exceptionally good to live as long as the average cat.
- Lord Chesterfield

Children laugh an average of three hundred or more times a day;
adults laugh an average of five times a day,
we have a lot of catching up to do.
- Heather King

We care little about what the average citizen thinks.
- Tom Metzger

Being a star has made it possible for me to get insulted
in places where the average Negro could never hope to go and get insulted.
- Sammy Davis, Jr.

The average life spans of many bands are not that long,
up to five years if they are lucky.
- Mike McCready

The Queen is usually reckoned equal,
in average situations,
to two Rooks and a Pawn, but towards the end of a game
she is hardly so valuable as two Rooks.
- Howard Staunton

The average American's day planner has fewer holes
in it than Ray Charles's dart board.
- Dennis Miller

A jury is composed of twelve men of average ignorance.
- Herbert Spencer

I've always had a problem with the average macho man -
they've always been a threat to me.
- Kurt Cobain

The average adult laughs 15 times a day;
the average child,
more than 400 times.
- Martha Beck

Americans are apt to be unduly interested in discovering
what average opinion believes average opinion to be.
- John Maynard Keynes

I, uh, don't think I'm, y'know, so different than your average,
y'know, average.
- Jeff Goldblum

I don't do drugs anymore...
than, say, the average touring funk band.
- Bill Hicks

The average housewife goes to the restaurant to relax and enjoy the food.
But when Eva walks in, she becomes the center of attention.
- Eva Gabor

If you are only doing what you are getting paid for,
and doing it no better than the average employee,
then your pay is most likely right where it should be.
- Bo Bennett

The average pencil is seven inches long,
with just a half-inch eraser - in case you thought optimism was dead.
- Robert Brault

There must be such a thing as a child with average ability,
but you can't find a parent who will admit that it is his child.
- Thomas Bailey Aldrich

The average American worker has fifty interruptions a day,
of which seventy percent have nothing to do with work.
- W. Edwards Deming

Today it has been estimated that the average 70 year
old has four chronic conditions and consumes an average
of 35 PBS scripts per year for those conditions.
- Julie Bishop

I was stranded in Disco.
I went to dozens of darkened places with enough flashing
lights to drive the average person mad.
I felt lost in the pulse of sheer panic.
- Martha Reeves

The average European does not seem to feel free until
he succeeds in enslaving and oppressing others.
- Bernard Berenson

Every time the guys were knocked out by my guitar playing
and the girls were knocked out by the type of songs I did.
That set us apart from the average blues band.
- George Thorogood

Personally, I can't see why it would be any less romantic
to find a husband in a nice four-color catalogue than
in the average downtown bar at happy hour.
- Barbara Ehrenreich

The shelf life of the average trade book is somewhere between milk and yogurt.
- Calvin Trillin

Because of her interest and demands,
I amplified an average baritone voice into one that is loud and clear.
- Johnny Olson

I'm an average enough person to point to the things
I've gotten to see that are awe-inspiring.
- Laurie Anderson


Thank you for visiting: Best Average Quotes - Best Quotes about Average.

Please sign up on the form below to receive my Free Daily Inspiration - Daily Quotes email.

May the world be kind to you, and may your own thoughts be gentle upon yourself.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Sign-up for your free subscription to my Daily Inspiration - Daily Quote email.

Your E-Mail Address:
Your Name:

To confirm your subscription, you must click on a link in the email being sent to you.

Each email contains an unsubscribe link. We will NEVER sell, rent, loan, or abuse your email address in ANY way.

"Best Quotes"



Authors

 


You may read our disclaimer, privacy policy, terms of use, participation in affiliate programs, and copyright policy.