Best Movie Quotes
What exactly is the function of a rubber duck?
- the movie Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)
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I don't know if we each have a destiny,
or if we're all just floatin' around accidental-like on a breeze.
But I, I think maybe it's both.
- the movie Forrest Gump
I love the rain - it washes memories
off the sidewalk of life.
- the movie Play It Again, Sam
You get what you settle for.
- the character Louise in the movie Thelma and Louise
Better learn balance. Balance is key.
Balance good, karate good. Everything good.
Balance bad, better pack up, go home. Understand?
- Miyagi: character in the movie Karate Kid
Okay, here's your first lesson: how to take a FALL!
- the movie Karate Kid
Oh yes, the past can hurt.
But, you can either run from it or, learn from it.
- the movie The Lion King
Sucking the marrow out of life
doesn't mean choking on the bone.
- Robin Williams as John Keating
in the 1989 movie Dead Poets Society
Remember, happiness is just a teardrop away.
- the movie Shrek 2
Life - for most people - is their past projected large
onto the movie screen of their future.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Husbands should be like Kleenex:
soft, strong, and disposable.
- the movie Clue (1985)
I didn't make it all the way through third grade for nothing.
- the movie The Rescuers Down Under
It is a truth universally acknowledged that
when one part of your life starts going okay,
another falls spectacularly to pieces.
- the movie Bridget Jones Diary
After fifteen minutes I wanted to marry her,
and after half an hour
I completely gave up the idea of stealing her purse.
- the movie Take the Money and Run (1969)
It looks like we're up chocolate creek without a Popsicle stick!
- the movie Shrek 2 (2004)
Barf: I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!
- the movie Spaceballs (1987)
She's been diagnosed as a paranoid hypochondriac.
Doctors think she may be faking.
- the movie Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
Stay hopeless and confused. Keep polishing those skills.
- the movie When a Man Loves a Woman (1994)
I truly believe that happiness is possible...
even when you're thirty-three
and have a bottom the size of two bowling balls.
- the movie Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason
I'm not talking about lust.
A woman in lust wants chocolate.
A woman in love wants diamonds.
- the movie How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
Tradition is the illusion of permanence.
- the Woody Allen movie Deconstructing Harry
You know, it takes two to get one in trouble.
- the movie She Done Him Wrong (1933)
There's nothing wrong with being afraid.
We were meant to be afraid.
- the Woody Allen movie Anything Else
You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly,
but I bet you ain't never seen a DONKEY fly!
- the movie Shrek (2001)
To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
- the Woody Allen movie Stardust Memories
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
- the movie National Lampoon's Animal House (1978)
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage
is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall
And you just gotta remember, Sparky -
no matter what they tell you - you can NEVER have too much sugar.
- the movie Michael (1996)
If he's first class, I'm traveling steerage.
- the movie Libeled Lady (1936)
You have to learn to push the guilt
under the rug and move on,
otherwise it overwhelms you.
- the Woody Allen movie Match Point
Fighting not good. But if must fight... win.
- Miyagi: character in the movie The Next Karate Kid
Yeah I called her up. She gave me a bunch of ...
about me not listening to her, or something.
I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
- the movie Dumb & Dumber (1994)
I don't care whose fault this was, just get it sorted!
And could someone please bring me something deep fat fried
and smothered in chocolate.
- the movie Shrek 2
The key is, to not think of death as an end,
but as more of a very effective way to cut down on your expenses.
- the movie Love and Death
I have faith. I just need proof to back it up.
- the movie Simon Birch
You'll live to be a hundred if you give up
all the things that make you want to.
- the movie Interiors
Dumbo! C'mon, fly! Open them ears!
The magic feather was just a gag!
You can fly! Honest, you can!
- Timothy Q. Mouse in the movie Dumbo
My plan was to kiss her with every lip on my face.
- the movie Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
I read that you should never go out with someone
if you can think of three reasons why you shouldn't.
- the movie Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason (2004)
Go ahead, make my day.
- the movie Sudden Impact (1983)
Crazy is walking down the street
with half a cantaloupe on your head,
muttering; "I'm a hamster, I'm a hamster."
- the movie Spy Hard (1996)
DON'T get officious.
You're not yourself when you're officious -
That is the curse of a government job.
- the movie Harold and Maude (1971)
EVERYONE has the right to make an ass out of themselves.
- Harold and Maude (The movie )
Pie, pie, pie.
- Michael (1996)
- the movie Michael (1996)
There's a couple of things they don't teach you
in Harvard Business School,
one is how to cope with defeat,
the other is how to handle a shotgun.
- The Simpsons Movie (2007)
I have a very low threshold of death.
My doctor says I can't have bullets enter my body at any time.
- the Woody Allen movie Casino Royale
I feel the need to express something,
but I don't know what it is I want to express.
- the movie Interiors
Frankly, I'm too scared to ask about the frog.
- the movie Tangled (2010)
When I first saw you, I thought you were handsome.
Then, of course, you spoke.
- the movie As Good As It Gets (1997)
It's not the men in your life that counts,
it's the life in your men.
- Mae West, in the movie I'm No Angel
Clear? Huh. Why a four-year-old child
could understand this report.
Run out and find me a four-year-old child,
I can't make head or tail of it.
- the Groucho Marx movie Duck Soup
Oh, Shrek. Don't worry.
Things just seem bad because it's dark and rainy
and Fiona's father hired a sleazy hitman to whack you.
- the movie Shrek 2
You want to do mankind a real service?
Tell funnier jokes.
- the Woody Allen movie Stardust Memories (1980)
Problem: attitude.
- Miyagi: character in the movie Karate Kid
It's cookies, he smells like cookies,
and the smell gets stronger when he's in heat.
- the movie Michael
Damn it boss, I like you too much not to say it.
You've got everything except one thing: madness!
- the movie Zorba The Greek
I'm awash in self-contempt!
- the Woody Allen movie Celebrity
Don't threaten me with a dead fish.
- the movie Withnail & I (1987)
Thank you, gentlemen. Someday I will repay you,
unless of course I can't find you, or if I forget.
- the movie Shrek 2
It happens - Sometimes.
- the movie Forrest Gump
I'd like to kiss ya, but I just washed ma hair.
- the movie The Cabin in the Cotton
This town needs an enema.
- the movie Batman
Ah, not everything is as seems...
- Miyagi: character in the movie Karate Kid
I have no fear of the gallows ... They're going to shoot me.
- the movie Love and Death
The food at this place is really terrible ...
and such small portions.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall
Fear of death ... That's funny. I have that too.
My dog has it. It's very common with living creatures.
- the movie Anything Else (2003)
This is an occasion for genuinely tiny knickers.
- the movie Bridget Jones Diary (2001)
And you, Sonja, you look more beautiful
standing here than you do in person.
- the movie Love and Death (1975)
Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed.
But I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops.
Uh, depending on the breaks.
- the movie Dr. Strangelove
Never trust spiritual leader who doesn't dance.
- Miyagi: character in the movie The Next Karate Kid
I wanted to see exotic Vietnam, the jewel of Southeast Asia.
I, uh, I wanted to meet interesting
and stimulating people of an ancient culture,
and kill them.
- the movie Full Metal Jacket
There's no reason to become alarmed,
and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight.
By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
- the movie Airplane!
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