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Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer
but wish we didn't.
- Erica Jong
Related topics: Life Human-Nature Psychology Cute Cynical
Stay Happy, never let anyone get your goat.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie 
Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
- John Lennon
Love is an irresistible desire
to be irresistibly desired.
- Robert Frost
What exactly is the function of a rubber duck?
- the movie Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)
If you do what you've always done,
you'll get what you always got.
- Mark Twain
If (s)he's an apple and you're an orange,
celebrate your differences -
make a great fruit salad.
Love isn't about being the same -
it's about being sweet with each other.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Anger spells dANGER.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all
is the person who argues with him.
- Stanislaw Jerszy Lec
"It's not that important,
don't worry about it" is the answer,
now what was the question?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Life is like a ten speed bicycle.
Most of us have gears we never use.
- Charles M. Schulz
I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
- Phyllis Diller
Never interrupt someone doing what you said couldn't be done.
- Amelia Earhart
The first sigh of love is the last breath of wisdom.
- Anonymous
Live life on the edge, not with an edge.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble.
It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.
- Mark Twain (attributed)
It's not the size of the dog in the fight,
it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain
The trick is growing up without growing old.
- Casey Stengel
Getting old is a fascination thing.
The older you get, the older you want to get.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Between believing a thing and thinking you KNOW
is only a small step and quickly taken.
- Mark Twain
Most truths are so naked
that people feel sorry for them
and cover them up,
at least a little bit.
- Edward R. Murrow
Of course I am afraid. What sane man is not?
- Luciano Pavarotti
Two things a man should never be angry at:
what he can help,
and what he cannot help.
- Thomas Fuller
Best Friends: we're a parade - even by ourselves!
- Mary Anne Radmacher
Speak when you are angry -
and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret.
- Laurence J. Peter
Don't project your past onto my future.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
You have enemies? Good.
That means you've stood up for something,
sometime in your life.
- Winston Churchill
It's all a game anyway, so just change the rules.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Life is all a game anyway, so just change the rules.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
A true friend is someone who
thinks that you are a good egg
even though he knows that
you are slightly cracked.
- Bernard Meltzer
The only way to get the best of an argument is to avoid it.
- Dale Carnegie
Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain,
and most fools do.
- Benjamin Franklin
Genuine heroes - no batteries needed -
bring lots of open-mind and at least a little courage.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Life is too important to be taken seriously.
- Oscar Wilde
A ruffled mind makes a restless pillow.
- Charlotte Bronte
Go forth, and play joyfully in the garden of life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
What If Every Day Were Your Day -
Celebrate Whimsey Today.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Today is probably a good day for something;
but it's a better day for doing nothing.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Yesterday is like a dung heap;
you can complain about the smell,
or you can use it to fertilize tomorrow's garden.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
People who say it cannot be done should not
interrupt those who are doing it.
- George Bernard Shaw
Clothes make the man.
Naked people have little or no influence on society.
- Mark Twain
I wish you a rainbows and butterflies kind of day.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
If the facts don't fit the theory,
change the facts.
- Albert Einstein
Time is but the stream I go a-fishing in.
- Henry David Thoreau
Even if you're on the right track,
you'll get run over if you just sit there.
- Will Rogers
How many legs does a dog have
if you call the tail a leg? Four.
Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.
- Abraham Lincoln
It's better to burn out, than to fade away.
- Neil Young
The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing.
The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Sometimes I've believed as many as
six impossible things before breakfast.
- Lewis Carroll
Nothing is as good for the soul as a marshmallow roast.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
An architect's most useful tools are
an eraser at the drafting board,
and a wrecking bar at the site.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
Magic is natural to Wizards,
and only a little harder for the rest of us.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Is it bigger than breadbox?
- the early television show Twenty Questions
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl
is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
- Albert Einstein
You're standing on the threshold of success.
Don't look down, it'll make you dizzy.
- the character Timothy Q. Mouse in the Walt Disney movie Dumbo
Too clever is dumb.
- Ogden Nash
Chanting OM is sort of like MOOing backward.
- Anonymous
There are three types of lies -
lies, damn lies, and statistics.
- Benjamin Disraeli
You can observe a lot by just watching.
- Yogi Berra
One's first love is always perfect
until one meets one's second love.
- Elizabeth Aston
Love looks through a telescope;
envy, through a microscope.
- Josh Billings
Get the facts first.
You can distort them later.
- Mark Twain
All people know the same truth.
Our lives consist of how we chose to distort it.
- the Woody Allen movie Deconstructing Harry
Books serve to show a man
that those original thoughts of his
aren't very new at all.
- Abraham Lincoln
I want a girl just like good old mom,
who is different in every way.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
- Albert Einstein
I once had a rose named after me
and I was very flattered.
But I was not pleased to read
the description in the catalogue:
no good in a bed, but fine up against a wall.
- Eleanor Roosevelt
If you refuse to accept anything but the best,
you very often get it.
- Somerset Maugham
True love is like ghosts,
which everyone talks about and few have seen.
- Francois de La Rochefoucauld
The feeling of friendship is like that
of being comfortably filled with roast beef;
love, like being enlivened with champagne.
- Samuel Johnson
History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
- Winston Churchill
Love is loving what your lover loves.
- Anonymous
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