Best Quotes of All Time | Funny Quotes | Quote of the Day | Links | About

Cute Quotes
Cute Sayings (2)

Yesterday is like a dung heap;
you can complain about the smell,
or you can use it to fertilize tomorrow's garden.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

When life is like a slippery downhill slope,
go skiing and scream Whee... all the way down.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Related topics: Whimsey

The best thing about the future is
that it comes one day at a time.
- Abraham Lincoln

Tell me about a person's family, friends, and community,
and I'll tell you what his opinions are.
- Mark Twain
(paraphrase)

I Watch Wondrous Cloud Animals Parade My Story.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It's not very heroic to slay dragons.
Dragons are generally very peaceful and well behaved.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The proper office of a friend is to side with you
when you are in the wrong.
Nearly anybody will side with you when you are in the right.
- Mark Twain

Only a fool tests the depth of the water with both feet.
- African Proverb

Few things are harder to put up with
than the annoyance of a good example.
- Mark Twain

If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
- Yogi Berra

Laugh at Life - it's certainly laughing at you.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

All people know the same truth.
Our lives consist of how we chose to distort it.
- the Woody Allen movie Deconstructing Harry

Truth is a tendency.
- R. Buckminster Fuller

Money won't make you happy...
but everybody wants to find out for themselves.
- Zig Ziglar

Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin

Society is always taken by surprise
at any new example of common sense.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

In all matters of opinion,
our adversaries are insane.
- Oscar Wilde

Faced with the choice between changing one's mind
and proving that there is no need to do so,
almost everyone gets busy on the proof.
- John Kenneth Galbraith

Today is probably a good day for something;
but it's a better day for doing nothing.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Nothing is as good for the soul as a marshmallow roast.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

When we find someone whose weirdness
is compatible with ours,
we join up with them and fall into
mutually satisfying weirdness -
and call it love - true love.
- Robert Fulghum.

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man,
and I hate people like that!
- Tom Lehrer

If someone had told me I would be Pope one day,
I would have studied harder.
- Pope John Paul I

It's just random chance, baby; get used to it.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The faster you go, the shorter you are.
- Albert Einstein

You may as well laugh at life,
because it's certainly laughing at you.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

An architect's most useful tools are
an eraser at the drafting board,
and a wrecking bar at the site.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

Hang tough... big girl panties today.
- Anonymous humor

If you are out to describe the truth,
leave elegance to the tailor.
- Albert Einstein

Common looking people are the best in the world:
that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them.
- Abraham Lincoln

In every society some men are born to rule,
and some to advise.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life is uncertain; always eat dessert first.
- Anonymous

I am no longer young enough to know everything.
- Oscar Wilde

Sometimes I've believed as many as
six impossible things before breakfast.
- Lewis Carroll

Well excuse me - we've got something
a little unusual going on here -
time travel, parallel universes,
or just a little common ordinary insanity.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Trust your own instinct.
Your mistakes might as well be your own,
instead of someone else's.
- Billy Wilder

Magic is natural to Wizards,
and only a little harder for the rest of us.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I'm sure we all agree that we ought to love one another
and I know there are people in the world
that do not love their fellow human beings
and I HATE people like that.
- Tom Lehrer

The road to success is always under construction.
- Anonymous

I never make stupid mistakes.
Only very, very clever ones.
- John Peel

I am so clever that sometimes I don't
understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde

He who can take advice is sometimes superior
to him who can give it.
- Erica Jong

I am fond of pigs.
Dogs look up to us.
Cats look down on us.
Pigs treat us as equals.
- Winston Churchill

Comedy keeps the heart sweet.
- Mark Twain

If you're going to tell people the truth,
be funny or they'll kill you.
- Billy Wilder

Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes.
- Oscar Wilde

The way I see it, it doesn't matter what you believe,
just so you're sincere.
- Linus Van Pelt in Charles M. Schulz' Go Fly A Kite, Charlie Brown

True friendship's laws are by this rule express'd,
Welcome the coming, speed the parting guest.
- Alexander Pope

It's like deja-vu, all over again.
- Yogi Berra

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems,
but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
- Herm Albright

The most difficult phase of life
is not when no one understands you,
it is when you don't understand yourself.
- Anonymous

Donkey, you HAVE the right to remain silent.
What you lack, is the capacity.
- said by Shrek in the movie Shrek 2

For those who do not think,
it is best at least to rearrange
their prejudices once in a while.
- Luther Burbank

Truth is beautiful, without doubt; but so are lies.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
- Dan Stanford

Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
- Mark Twain

I truly believe that happiness is possible...
even when you're thirty-three
and have a bottom the size of two bowling balls.
- the movie Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason

Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
- Abraham Lincoln

Humor is reason gone mad.
- Groucho Marx

I cannot pretend to be impartial about the colors.
I rejoice with the brilliant ones, and
am genuinely sorry for the poor browns.
- Winston Churchill

Twinkle, twinkle little bat
How I wonder what you're at!
Up above the world you fly,
Like a tea-tray in the sky.
- Lewis Carroll

I ride my blue polka-dot horse through the byways of life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Even if you're on the right track,
you'll get run over if you just sit there.
- Will Rogers

If you refuse to accept anything but the best,
you very often get it.
- Somerset Maugham

I'm a very loyal and unreliable friend.
- Bono

That's what Tiggers do best!
- A. A. Milne's Winnie-The-Pooh

I'm saving that rocker for the day
when I feel as old as I really am.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Every one desires to live long,
but no one would be old.
- Abraham Lincoln

And you, Sonja, you look more beautiful
standing here than you do in person.
- the movie Love and Death (1975)

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak;
courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen.
- Winston Churchill

Give the right man two fishes and some bread,
and he will feed the world;
give the wrong man two fishes and some bread
and he will invent the fast-food fish sandwich.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Short words are best
and the old words, when short, are best of all.
- Winston Churchill

There are 7 pages of Cute Quotes: 2 3 4 5 6 7

Thank you for visiting these quotes and sayings. See more "Best Quotes."

Please sign up to receive my Free Daily Quotes Email on the form below.

Today is Your Day to Dance Lightly with Life.  It Really Is.
      - Jonathan Lockwood Huie