Best Quotes of All Time | Funny Quotes | Quote of the Day | Links | About

Movie Quotes and Sayings (2)
Quotes about Movie

Crazy is walking down the street
with half a cantaloupe on your head,
muttering; "I'm a hamster, I'm a hamster."
- the movie Spy Hard (1996)

Related topics: Funny Cute

The girl of my dreams is my mother's shadow,
cast upon the distant movie screen of my future.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

You want to do mankind a real service?
Tell funnier jokes.
- the Woody Allen movie Stardust Memories (1980)

Never trust spiritual leader who doesn't dance.
- Miyagi: character in the movie The Next Karate Kid

I'm not talking about lust.
A woman in lust wants chocolate.
A woman in love wants diamonds.
- the movie How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

I have no fear of the gallows ... They're going to shoot me.
- the movie Love and Death

Frankly, I'm too scared to ask about the frog.
- the movie Tangled (2010)

Don't expect me to get excited over
another damn thing we need to find.
- Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (2010)

I don't care whose fault this was, just get it sorted!
And could someone please bring me something deep fat fried
and smothered in chocolate.
- the movie Shrek 2

There's no reason to become alarmed,
and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight.
By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
- the movie Airplane!

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.
- the movie Dr. Strangelove (1964)

Oh, come on, Shrek, wake up and smell the pheromones!
- the movie Shrek (2001)

I didn't make it all the way through third grade for nothing.
- the movie The Rescuers Down Under

Pie, pie, pie.
- Michael (1996)
- the movie Michael (1996)

And you just gotta remember, Sparky -
no matter what they tell you - you can NEVER have too much sugar.
- the movie Michael (1996)

Where did you park the invisible car?
- the movie Megamind (2010)

It's cookies, he smells like cookies,
and the smell gets stronger when he's in heat.
- the movie Michael

Now, if you don't mind, I'd appreciate it if you could lower your wand.
- the movie Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Yeah I called her up. She gave me a bunch of ...
about me not listening to her, or something.
I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
- the movie Dumb & Dumber (1994)

I think you're the opposite of a paranoid.
I think you go around with the insane delusion that people like you.
- the Woody Allen movie Deconstructing Harry

You know, it takes two to get one in trouble.
- the movie She Done Him Wrong (1933)

I can't stand a naked light bulb.
- the movie A Streetcar Named Desire

It happens - Sometimes.
- the movie Forrest Gump

She's been diagnosed as a paranoid hypochondriac.
Doctors think she may be faking.
- the movie Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

What we've got here is failure to communicate.
- the movie Cool Hand Luke

I've become the person I've always hated, but I'm happier.
- the Woody Allen movie Celebrity

I'm awash in self-contempt!
- the Woody Allen movie Celebrity

It's not the men in your life that counts,
it's the life in your men.
- Mae West, in the movie I'm No Angel

I have faith. I just need proof to back it up.
- the movie Simon Birch

Momma always said dyin' was a part of life.
I sure wish it wasn't.
- the movie Forrest Gump

A person is smart. People are dumb,
panicky dangerous animals and you know it.
Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew
the Earth was the center of the universe.
Five hundred years ago,
everybody knew the Earth was flat,
and fifteen minutes ago,
you knew that humans were alone on this planet.
Imagine what you'll know tomorrow.
- the movie Men in Black

A friend is someone who won't stop
until he finds you and brings you home.
- Fraser Sr. in the movie Due South

You hurt because you're alive.
- the 2010 movie Charlie St. Cloud

My Mama always said you've got to put the past behind you
before you can move on.
- the movie Forrest Gump

Some things will never seem adequate
no matter how hard we try.
- from the movie White Man's Burden

We make sacred pact. I promise teach
karate to you, you promise learn.
I say, you do, no questions.
- Miyagi: character in the movie Karate Kid

To deny the facts would be illogical.
- the character Spock in the television series Star Trek

Nobody ever gets to see what could have been.
- the 2010 movie Charlie St. Cloud

When someone you love dies,
you don't lose them all at once.
You lose them in pieces over time
- the movie Simon Birch

Deep in my heart I'm concealing things
that I'm longing to say.
Scared to confess what I'm feeling -
frightened you'll slip away.
- the movie Evita

What you want is irrelevant,
what you have chosen is at hand.
- Spock character in Star Trek VI movie

One minute you're in the lunchroom at Glenwood High
and you ... blink and you're 40,
you blink again and you can see movies
at half price on a senior citizen's pass.
Ask not for whom the bell tolls, or to put it more accurately,
ask not for whom the toilet flushes.
- the Woody Allen movie Celebrity

Change is the essential process of all existence.
- Spock character in Star Trek

Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates.
You never know what you're gonna get.
- the movie Forrest Gump

Better learn balance. Balance is key.
- Miyagi: character in the movie Karate Kid

Friendship must dare to risk, or it's not friendship.
- Captain Jean-Luc Picard in the TV show Star Trek: The Next Generation

Times like these, dark times,
they do funny things to people.
They can tear them apart.
- the movie Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)

Things are only impossible until they're not.
- Jean-Luc Picard, character in STAR TREK: The Next Generation

If you build it, he will come.
- the movie Field of Dreams

There's a difference between knowing the path and walking the path.
- the character Morpheus in the movie The Matrix

Do not speak to me of rules.
This is war! This is not a game of cricket!
- from the movie The Bridge On The River Kwai

Life's like Vegas. You're up, you're down,
but in the end the house always wins.
Doesn't mean you didn't have fun.
- the Woody Allen movie Deconstructing Harry

You have no values. With you its all nihilism,
cynicism, sarcasm, and orgasm.
- the Woody Allen movie Deconstructing Harry

You know what? Maybe there's a good reason
donkeys shouldn't talk.
- the movie Shrek (2001)

Just because I don't care,
doesn't mean I don't understand.
- Matt Groening's TV series The Simpsons.

We have a great life here in Alaska,
and we're never going back to America again!
- The Simpsons Movie (2007)

You only live once, and once is enough
if you play your cards right.
- the movie Interiors (1978)

Life ... full of loneliness, and misery,
and suffering, and unhappiness,
and it's all over much too quickly.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall

In critical moments men sometimes see
exactly what they wish to see.
- the character Spock of the television series Star Trek

All people know the same truth.
Our lives consist of how we chose to distort it.
- the Woody Allen movie Deconstructing Harry

Oh, if only God would give me some sign.
If He would just speak to me once. Anything.
One sentence. Two words. If He would just cough.
- the movie Love and Death

What does coffee and donuts have to do with God?
- the movie Simon Birch (1998)

Walk on road, hmmm?
Walk left side, safe. Walk right side, safe.
Walk middle, sooner or later get squish just like grape.
Here, karate, same thing.
Either you karate do "yes" or karate do "no."
You karate do "guess so," squish just like grape. Understand?
- Miyagi: character in the movie Karate Kid

Donkey, you HAVE the right to remain silent.
What you lack, is the capacity.
- said by Shrek in the movie Shrek 2

The claim "I was only following orders" has been used
to justify too many tragedies in our history.
- Captain Picard of the television series
STAR TREK: The Next Generation

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
- the movie The Godfather, Part II

If you are not one of us, you are one of them.
- the movie The Matrix (1999)

I was so jazzed about sobering up
and starting a new life;
I had to stop at a bar
to get a drink just to calm down.
- the television series Glee

She drove me to drink.
That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.
- the movie Never Give a Sucker an Even Break

Interesting.
You Earth people glorify organized violence for 40 centuries,
but you imprison those who employ it privately.
- the character Spock in the television series Star Trek

Don't worry about that chair with a hole in the middle.
It's merely waiting to be reupholstered.
- the movie Casino Royale (1966)

A relationship, I think, is like a shark.
You know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies.
And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall (1977)

There are 3 pages of Movie Quotes: 2 3

Thank you for visiting these quotes and sayings. See more "Best Quotes."

Please sign up to receive my Free Daily Quotes Email on the form below.

Today is Your Day to Dance Lightly with Life.  It Really Is.
      - Jonathan Lockwood Huie