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Do you love me because I am beautiful,
or am I beautiful because you love me?
- Oscar Hammerstein II (Cinderella)

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Few things are harder to put up with
than the annoyance of a good example.
- Mark Twain

Love is a game that two can play and both win.
- Eva Gabor

A clever man commits no minor blunders.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

 

The third certainty of life, after death and taxes,
is that nothing will work out the way you want.
Life is fully as bad as you think it is.
Choose to live joyfully anyway.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

In all matters of opinion,
our adversaries are insane.
- Oscar Wilde

The difference between stupidity and genius
is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein

Truth is beautiful, without doubt; but so are lies.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Love is metaphysical gravity.
- R. Buckminster Fuller

If someone had told me I would be Pope one day,
I would have studied harder.
- Pope John Paul I

That's the secret to life . . .
replace one worry with another.
- Charlie Brown in Charles M. Schulz' cartoon Peanuts

If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun.
- Katharine Hepburn

It's like deja-vu, all over again.
- Yogi Berra

Families are like fudge... mostly sweet with a few nuts.
- Anonymous

The proper office of a friend is to side with you
when you are in the wrong.
Nearly anybody will side with you when you are in the right.
- Mark Twain

When you have got an elephant by the hind legs
and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run.
- Abraham Lincoln

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it
seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour
and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
- Albert Einstein

All people know the same truth.
Our lives consist of how we chose to distort it.
- the Woody Allen movie Deconstructing Harry

Today, I Tap Dance Across The Stage of Life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If everything seems to be going well,
you have obviously overlooked something.
- Anonymous

"Appeasement" is the policy of feeding your friends to a crocodile,
one at a time, in hopes that the crocodile will eat you last.
- Franklin D. Roosevelt

Love looks through a telescope;
envy, through a microscope.
- Josh Billings

The faster you go, the shorter you are.
- Albert Einstein

Contrariwise, if it was so, it might be;
and if it were so, it would be;
but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic.
- Lewis Carroll

True love comes quietly,
without banners or flashing lights.
If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
- Erich Segal

I'm a very loyal and unreliable friend.
- Bono

Facts are stubborn things,
but statistics are more pliable.
- Laurence J. Peter

Get the facts first.
You can distort them later.
- Mark Twain

Every one desires to live long,
but no one would be old.
- Abraham Lincoln

I truly believe that happiness is possible...
even when you're thirty-three
and have a bottom the size of two bowling balls.
- the movie Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason

As soon as someone is identified as an unsung hero,
he no longer is.
- George Carlin

It ain't over till it's over.
- Yogi Berra

As a cure for worrying,
work is better than whiskey.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm sure we all agree that we ought to love one another
and I know there are people in the world
that do not love their fellow human beings
and I HATE people like that.
- Tom Lehrer

When I want to be bold about my movement ...
I for sure do not call it exercise!
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Truth is stranger than fiction,
but that is because Fiction is obliged
to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't.
- Mark Twain

Books serve to show a man
that those original thoughts of his
aren't very new at all.
- Abraham Lincoln

I was wise enough to never grow up
while fooling most people into believing I had.
- Margaret Mead

God is at play,
I am his modeling clay.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.
- Anonymous

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man,
and I hate people like that!
- Tom Lehrer

Until you've lost your reputation,
you never realize what a burden it was.
- Margaret Mitchell

Happiness is often the result of being too busy to be miserable.
- Anonymous

Being a leader is like being a lady,
if you have to go around telling people you are one, you aren't.
- Margaret Thatcher

Life is like a roller coaster - scream Whee... on the way down,
and let the momentum carry you back up the next hill.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

True friendship's laws are by this rule express'd,
Welcome the coming, speed the parting guest.
- Alexander Pope

Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say,
abstains from giving us wordy evidence of the fact.
- George Eliot

I never make stupid mistakes.
Only very, very clever ones.
- John Peel

I ride my blue polka-dot horse through the byways of life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A true friend is one who
overlooks your failures
and tolerates your success.
- Doug Larson

"The time has come," the walrus said, "to talk of many things:
of shoes and ships - and sealing wax - of cabbages and kings."
- Lewis Carroll

Tell me about a person's family, friends, and community,
and I'll tell you what his opinions are.
- Mark Twain
(paraphrase)

Everyone is a genius at least once a year;
a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
- Georg Lichtenberg

A question that sometimes drives me hazy:
am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein

TEAMWORK...means never having to take all the blame yourself.
- Anonymous

In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
- Charles M. Schulz in his Peanuts cartoon

Things have never been more like the way they are today in history.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Forget love... I'd rather fall in chocolate.
- Anonymous

It was impossible to get a conversation going,
everybody was talking too much.
- Yogi Berra

A true friend stabs you in the front.
- Oscar Wilde

He who can take advice is sometimes superior
to him who can give it.
- Erica Jong

Trust your own instinct.
Your mistakes might as well be your own,
instead of someone else's.
- Billy Wilder

I have spent many years of my life in opposition,
and I rather like the role.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

Grit ruins clam chowder,
but enhances your character.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Thaw with her gentle persuasion is more powerful
than Thor with his hammer.
The one melts, the other breaks into pieces.
- Henry David Thoreau

Always remember that you are absolutely unique.
Just like everyone else.
- Margaret Mead

Never try to teach a pig to sing.
It wastes your time, and it annoys the pig.
- Mark Twain

Reality leaves a lot to the imagination.
- John Lennon

Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
- Abraham Lincoln

Silence is not always a Sign of Wisdom,
but Babbling is ever a folly.
- Benjamin Franklin

A benevolent man should allow a few faults in himself,
to keep his friends in countenance.
- Benjamin Franklin

Let your sympathies and your compassion
be always with the under dog in the fight -
this is magnanimity;
but bet on the other one - this is business.
- Mark Twain

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