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Yesterday is like a dung heap;
you can complain about the smell,
or you can use it to fertilize tomorrow's garden.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Related topics: Cynical Positive Whimsey
Too clever is dumb.
- Ogden Nash
The answer is twelve monkeys, what's the question?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
I choose my friends for their good looks,
my acquaintances for their good characters,
and my enemies for their intellects.
A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde
"When I use a word," Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone,
"it means just what I choose it to mean - neither more nor less."
- Lewis Carroll
If everything seems to be going well,
you have obviously overlooked something.
- Anonymous
An architect's most useful tools are
an eraser at the drafting board,
and a wrecking bar at the site.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
The early bird gets the worm,
but the second mouse gets the cheese.
- Anonymous
I'm sure we all agree that we ought to love one another
and I know there are people in the world
that do not love their fellow human beings
and I HATE people like that.
- Tom Lehrer
Truth is stranger than fiction,
but that is because Fiction is obliged
to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't.
- Mark Twain
I am a self-centered spoiled-rotten brat,
Thank you for nurturing me.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
- Mark Twain
When all think alike, no one is thinking very much.
- Walter Lippmann
Trust your own instinct.
Your mistakes might as well be your own,
instead of someone else's.
- Billy Wilder
Always do the right thing.
It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
- Mark Twain
One's first love is always perfect
until one meets one's second love.
- Elizabeth Aston
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin
When life is like a slippery downhill slope,
go skiing and scream Whee... all the way down.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
"The time has come," the walrus said, "to talk of many things:
of shoes and ships - and sealing wax - of cabbages and kings."
- Lewis Carroll
The only good luck many great men ever had was
being born with the ability and determination to overcome bad luck.
- Channing Pollock
There are two kinds of people,
those who do the work,
and those who take the credit.
Try to be in the first group;
there is less competition there.
- Indira Gandhi
Talk doesn't cook rice.
- Chinese Proverb
This is your day to Laugh at Life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
The proper office of a friend is to side with you
when you are in the wrong.
Nearly anybody will side with you when you are in the right.
- Mark Twain
It would be insane for me to
lose sleep over the opinions of others.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Too many people spend money they haven't earned,
to buy things they don't want,
to impress people they don't like.
- Will Rogers
Man tends to treat all of his opinions as principles.
- Herbert Sebastian Agar
Clothes make the man.
Naked people have little or no influence on society.
- Mark Twain
If you're going to tell people the truth,
be funny or they'll kill you.
- Billy Wilder
Laugh at Life - it's certainly laughing at you.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
In every society some men are born to rule,
and some to advise.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Truth is a tendency.
- R. Buckminster Fuller
If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
- Yogi Berra
The trouble with the world is not
that people know too little,
but that they know so many things that ain't so.
- Mark Twain
Boys will be boys. And even that wouldn't matter
if only we could prevent girls from being girls.
- Anne Frank
Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted.
- John Lennon
A meowing cat can't catch mice.
- Yiddish Proverb
Common looking people are the best in the world:
that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them.
- Abraham Lincoln
When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant
I could hardly stand to have the old man around.
But when I got to be 21, I was astonished
at how much the old man had learned in seven years.
- Mark Twain
You have to do your own growing
no matter how tall your grandfather was.
- Abraham Lincoln
The best time to make friends is before you need them.
- Ethel Barrymore
It's not what you don't know that kills you,
it's what you know for sure that ain't true.
- Mark Twain
Time is a monster that cannot be reasoned with.
It responds like a snail to our impatience,
then it races like a gazelle when you can't catch a breath.
- the movie Simon Birch
Those who realize their folly are not true fools.
- Zhuangzi
If you do something once,
people will call it an accident.
If you do it twice, t
hey call it a coincidence.
But do it a third time, and
you've just proven a natural law.
- Grace Hopper
Choose your friends carefully.
Your enemies will choose you.
- Yasser Arafat
If you do not change direction,
you may end up where you are heading.
- Lao Tzu
"Begin at the beginning," the King said, very gravely,
"and go on till you come to the end: then stop."
- Lewis Carroll
He who sows hurry reaps indigestion.
- Robert Louis Stevenson
Times like these, dark times,
they do funny things to people.
They can tear them apart.
- the movie Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)
There are three rules for dating:
1) Don't;
2) If you must, just be careful;
3) Forget the rules, your hormones will win anyway.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
They don't call them DEADlines for nothing - keep breathing.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Your children need your presence
more than your presents.
- Jesse Jackson
Life's burdens are lighter when I laugh at myself.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Stupidity is also a gift of God,
but one mustn't misuse it.
- Pope John Paul II
In order to fly, all one must do is simply miss the ground.
- Douglas Adams
You only meet your once in a lifetime friend ...
once in a lifetime.
- Little Rascals
I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
- Albert Einstein
Don't let schooling interfere with your education.
- Mark Twain
WHY do you care what THEY think?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
The fact that some geniuses were laughed at does
not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses.
They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton,
they laughed at the Wright brothers.
But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.
- Carl Sagan
Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it.
- Lewis Carroll
Time is a monster that cannot be reasoned with..
- the movie Simon Birch
It is well to remember that the
entire population of the universe,
with one trifling exception, is composed of others.
- Andrew J. Holmes
To fall in love is awfully simple,
but to fall out of love is simply awful.
- Bess Myerson
The most interesting information comes from children,
for they tell all they know and then stop.
- Mark Twain
Blessed is he who expects nothing,
for he shall never be disappointed.
- Alexander Pope
Sometimes, our family's most important job
is reminding us how unimportant we are.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
The effort to understand the universe is one
of the very few things that lifts human life
a little above the level of farce,
and gives it some of the grace of tragedy.
- Steven Weinberg
Soon we'll be out amid the cold world's strife.
Soon we'll be sliding down the razor blade of life.
But as we go our sordid sep'rate ways,
We shall ne'er forget thee, thou golden college days.
Hearts full of youth,
Hearts full of truth,
Six parts gin to one part vermouth.
- Tom Lehrer - song: Bright College Days,
album: An Evening Wasted With Tom Lehrer
Those distractions that turn my attention from
what I thought I was going to do today are not "rat holes";
they are Enchanted Rabbit Holes
with a Magical White Bunny awaiting in each.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Struggle is highly overrated.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
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