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Life's burdens are lighter when I laugh at myself.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
They don't call them DEADlines for nothing - keep breathing.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
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The one serious conviction that a man should have
is that nothing should be taken too seriously.
- Nicholas Murray Butler
Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama
Many a man fails as an original thinker
simply because his memory is too good.
- Nietzsche
If you do something once,
people will call it an accident.
If you do it twice, t
hey call it a coincidence.
But do it a third time, and
you've just proven a natural law.
- Grace Hopper
Struggle is highly overrated.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
To fall in love is awfully simple,
but to fall out of love is simply awful.
- Bess Myerson
Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it.
- Lewis Carroll
Be careful the friends you choose -
for you will become like them.
- W. Clement Stone
Those distractions that turn my attention from
what I thought I was going to do today are not "rat holes";
they are Enchanted Rabbit Holes
with a Magical White Bunny awaiting in each.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
You only meet your once in a lifetime friend ...
once in a lifetime.
- Little Rascals
Time is a monster that cannot be reasoned with..
- the movie Simon Birch
Blessed is he who expects nothing,
for he shall never be disappointed.
- Alexander Pope
It is well to remember that the
entire population of the universe,
with one trifling exception, is composed of others.
- Andrew J. Holmes
Time is a monster that cannot be reasoned with.
It responds like a snail to our impatience,
then it races like a gazelle when you can't catch a breath.
- the movie Simon Birch
It's not what you don't know that kills you,
it's what you know for sure that ain't true.
- Mark Twain
Politeness is organized indifference.
- Paul Valery
Don't let schooling interfere with your education.
- Mark Twain
By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
- George Carlin
An optimist is one who makes the best
of what he gets the worst of.
- Anonymous
The light at the end of the tunnel
may be an oncoming train.
- Anonymous
Jealousy is all the fun you think they had.
- Erica Jong
Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
- Anonymous
Every man thinks God is on his side.
- Jean Anouilh
Your attitude determines your altitude.
- Zig Ziglar
Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
- Mark Twain
I have tried lately to read Shakespeare,
and found it so intolerably dull that it nauseated me.
- Charles Darwin
Consider calling it a challenge
rather than calling it a crisis.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
Love is a grave mental disease.
- Plato
A fanatic is one who can't change his mind
and won't change the subject.
- Winston Churchill
It's kind of fun to do the impossible.
- Walt Disney
An idea isn't responsible for the people who believe in it.
- Don Marquis
If you can't annoy somebody with what you write,
I think there's little point in writing.
- Kingsley Amis
The lack of money is the root of all evil.
- Mark Twain
Genius may have its limitations,
but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
- Elbert Hubbard
If you can not answer a man's argument,
all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
- Elbert Hubbard
Grin your smile;
giggle your laugh;
unfurl your joy.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
"No comment" is a splendid expression.
I am using it again and again.
- Winston Churchill
Television is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
Although prepared for martyrdom,
I preferred that it be postponed.
- Winston Churchill
What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
- Abraham Lincoln
The most powerful force in the universe is: gossip.
- Dave Barry
We are all worms. But I believe that I am a glow-worm.
- Winston Churchill
Law of Contrariness:
Our chief want in life is somebody
who shall make us do what we can.
Having found them, we shall then hate them for it.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
He who joyfully marches in rank and file
has already earned my contempt.
He has been given a large brain by mistake,
since for him the spinal cord would suffice.
- Albert Einstein
A lifelong friend is someone
you haven't borrowed money from yet.
- Anonymous
Computers are like Old Testament gods;
lots of rules and no mercy.
- Joseph Campbell
Although personally I am quite content with existing explosives,
I feel we must not stand in the path of improvement.
- Winston Churchill
Everything is okay in the end.
If it's not okay, then it's not the end.
- Anonymous
Grin your smile; giggle your laugh; unfurl your joy;
dash the last trace of your self-consciousness;
and cavort your most uninhibited play.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
I love my attitude problem.
- Anonymous
Who made the rule that life has to be so serious?
One would think that "life is serious" had been engraved
upon stone tablets to judge from how most lives are lived.
Get a life, smile broadly, sing loudly,
paint your rooms in bold colors,
search every rabbit hole for a magical white bunny,
have caviar for breakfast and oatmeal for dinner,
wear a purple coat with a red hat - dance lightly with life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Do not speak to me of rules.
This is war! This is not a game of cricket!
- from the movie The Bridge On The River Kwai
Beware of all enterprises that require a new set of clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau
Things turn out best for the people
who make the best of the way things turn out.
- Art Linkletter
Some days just go to Hell faster than others.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
As far as I'm concerned, I prefer
silent vice to ostentatious virtue.
- Albert Einstein
If you want to make enemies,
try to change something.
- Woodrow Wilson
Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative.
- Oscar Wilde
I feel coming on a strange disease - humility.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
Avoid popularity if you would have peace.
- Abraham Lincoln
I always avoid prophesying beforehand,
because it is a much better policy to prophesy
after the event has already taken place.
- Winston Churchill
When you reach the end of your rope,
tie a knot and hang on.
- Anonymous Saying
(Sometimes attributed to Franklin D. Roosevelt,
Eleanor Roosevelt, or Thomas Jefferson)
A bank is a place that will lend you money
if you can prove that you don't need it.
- Bob Hope
A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
- Will Rogers
I do not fear death.
I had been dead for billions and billions
of years before I was born,
and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
- Mark Twain
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence;
then success is sure.
- Mark Twain
Too often the strong, silent man is silent only because
he does not know what to say, and is reputed strong
only because he has remained silent.
- Winston Churchill
It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool,
than to speak and remove all doubt.
- sometimes attributed to Mark Twain, Abraham Lincoln, or Samuel Johnson
The time comes upon every public man
when it is best for him to keep his lips closed.
- Abraham Lincoln
Why wait until you're dead,
when you can create your own Hell right here and now.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
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